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Jane Eyre dating profile for Mr. Rochester

by Daniel Hall

  1. Physical Description
  2. Personality
  3. Friends & Family
  4. Interests, Goals, and Ambitions
  5. Ideal Partner

KeyValue
NameEdward Fairfax Rochester1
Age≈35
GenderMale
LocationRiding my horse somewhere, hope I don’t fall.
EducationI know French.
OccupationLandlord2

Physical Description

I have a decisive nose, some have said I have a “grim mouth, chin, and jaw,” which I take with pride3. Also, my mom calls be beautiful.

Personality

I have been taught since a young age the properness of a gentleman, some have said that I’m the most pompous man they’ve ever meet – but really I’m just superior to them. I’m also afraid of women and love when they love the attic.

Friends & Family

My family has always felt of me as a failure and only friends are my dog, Polit4, and my horse, naturally I’ve also become friends with the open road and vast sea.

Interests, Goals, and Ambitions

What could I possible strive to be? I’m already on top of everything.

Ideal Partner

Submissive attic dweller who, hopefully, can cook and responds to “Honey, grab me a sandwich!” Ideally, can provide comfort (cups of water and tea3) after I break my arm from falling off of my horse4. If this sounds like you you have my permission to send your résumé my way.